(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick,
I'll show you all a simple card trick.
We have a lot of people in the audience.
Magician Bae Jeonggeun will pick someone
and find out which suit and number
that person likes.
So, what suit and number do you like?
The five of diamonds.
Just like that?
The five of diamonds.
We have a deck of cards.
Should I pick this one or this one?
Uh-oh...
Abra...
Cadabra.
It's the four of diamonds.
Abra...
Cadabra.
Now, it's the five of diamonds.
Oh, come on!
It's rigged!
All their tricks are rigged.
"Amazing, right? Applause!"
It's so obvious!
"Amazing, right? Applause!"
We have a comedian over here.
Let's bring him up on stage.
- Come on up. / - But it's true.
Come on up, come on up.
Don't be nervous.
- I'm not. / - Don't be nervous.
Show him a card.
This is the three of hearts.
Take a look here.
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
Where did the heart go?
- Where is it? Where is it? / - Abracadabra!
Where? Where?
Hold on!
No!
The heart appeared on his stomach.
Amazing, right? Applause!
So cool!
This is an expensive sweater...
It's time for the highlight of our show.
We need Magician Yun Seunghyeon.
- Come on out. / - Yes, boss.
There he is.
And we'll also introduce you all
to a pretty magician.
Pretty magician, come on out.
Hello.
I'm the pretty magician of the Pigeon Magic Troupe.
I'm Oh Nami!
First of all, I'd like to apologize.
So, our pretty magician...
Let's put Magician Oh Nami inside this box.
Please hold this up.
Open the door...
- And get inside. / - Yes.
- Have you been in a lot of cages? / - Yes.
She said yes.
Now close the door.
Close it tight.
Now we'll lower the curtain.
- Magician Oh Nami. / - Yes?
Can you stick your hand out?
Your hand.
No, this isn't your hand.
- That's not your hand. / - What?
That's her hand.
There it is.
Now, please remove the staircase.
Let's turn this box around.
Abra... Abra...
Abra...
Let's see what will happen.
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
Amazing, right?
Please come on out.
Hands.
1, 2, 3.
You too.
1, 2, 3.
Please introduce yourselves.
Hello, I'm in WANNA.B, 1 plus 1 is cutie.
I'm Lina the cute one.
Nice to meet you.
Hello, I'm Sejin of WANNA.B.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you.
You all just saw something amazing.
If there are any of you
that want to become prettier,
please raise your hand.
- Raise your hand. / - Me!
- Here? / - I'm Ami of WANNA.B. I want to be pretty.
Really? She's already pretty.
Alright, come on up.
I don't know if this was a smart choice...
But I'll try to make her prettier.
Please get inside that box.
Get in there.
You're in.
Let's lower the curtains.
Lower the curtains.
Is that it?
Alright, then...
Please stick out your hand.
Your hand.
Stick it out.
There it is.
Now we'll remove the staircase
and turn the box around.
Remove the staircase.
Let's see how much prettier she got.
Let's turn this around.
Abra... Abra...
Abra...
Something amazing will happen.
Abracadabra!
Did I get prettier?
Of course you did!
Amazing, right? Applause!
(Waiting Forever)
They opened up a new sushi place.
- Sushi sounds great. / - Welcome.
What would you like?
What's good here?
Our assorted sushi is really good.
I'll take one of those. Please hurry.
Alright.
So I guess you like sushi.
Oh, yes. My company has a short lunch break,
so sushi makes a great quick lunch.
Are you married?
Yes, recently. I'm still a newlywed.
Where did you go for your honeymoon...
We went to Europe.
Europe.
- Do you plan on having kids? / - You're...
You're sharpening that knife for way too long.
You're taking forever on that.
I need to get going soon.
It's to serve you the best food.
Oh, I see...
But still. You're taking too long to sharpen it.
I feel like you're going to turn that
sharpening stone into dust.
So, are you going to have kids?
Why do you keep asking me that?
I need to get going soon.
It's nice and sharp now.
Now you just need to slice some fish.
Mister!
Mister! Slice the fish!
Why are you sharpening that again?
Why did you nod earlier?
Sir, I'm going to get going.
Changyun, good work today.
- I made this for you. / - Really?
I just made it.
- Thank you! / - Sure.
Mister!
You should've gave that to me first!
It's almost ready.
Wow! Your knife got smaller!
That's because you sharpened it so much!
I have to get going! Please hurry!
Geez...
Finally, the rice... Yes.
Yes, just like that.
Slap! Yes!
Now you just place a piece of raw fish on that.
Slap! Great. Slap!
Slap, slap, slap, slap, slap...
Slap, slap, slap...
There he goes again...
Hey! What are you doing?
I have to get going soon!
My lunch break is almost over, man!
Are you shuffling a deck of cards?
Hold on!
What's with this song?
I'll call you back later, honey.
Hey, you psycho!
A Queen song as your ringtone...
You did that on purpose!
Dang it!
I have to get going.
Please hurry with my food! I have to get going.
I'm almost there. I just need to put the raw fish on.
The fish...
We're all out of fish.
I'll go catch some more.
You psychopath!
At least give me the rice!
Dang it!
(Wronged)
I should work out since I'm at the park.
Oh...
- Excuse me. / - Yes?
You have something on your back.
Are you trying to hit on me?
No, you really have something on your back.
Oh... Beauty?
What are you talking about?
I already ate.
Buy me a drink instead.
Why would I buy you a drink?
You're so funny!
How so?
I'll be waiting there.
Oh.
I won't run away.
What was that?
- Goodness... / - Let me rest for a bit first.
Goodness...
- Goodness... / - Gosh...
Gosh...
- Dear. / - Yes?
Let's take a break.
Yes, let's do that.
Oh, gosh...
- Goodness... / - Gosh...
- Excuse me, sir. / - Yes?
You should have a seat too.
Oh, no. I'm fine. You sit.
Don't be like that. Sit down and have a rest.
I'm still spry. You can sit.
- You should just sit. / - I'm fine!
- Just sit. / - Okay.
Ow, my legs...
My legs are killing me.
You should just sit, sir.
Oh, I'm fine.
No, you should sit.
- It's fine, it's fine. / - Just sit, sir.
- You can take the seat. Just sit. / - It's fine.
- Hey, hey, hey! / - Yes? Yes? Yes?
I said I'm fine.
Okay...
- I said I can endure it. / - Okay...
Sit down.
- Okay... / - Alright.
Gosh, your dog sure is cute.
What's his name?
Legs.
Come here, Legs.
Legs.
Oh, my Legs...
Legs sure seems weak today.
Hurting, Legs?
- Hurting, Legs? / - You should just sit, sir.
Why? Why?
Your legs...
- I was talking to the dog. / - Oh, I see.
"Hurting, Legs?" I was asking him.
- My tone went up. / - I see...
If my legs hurt I'd say, "My legs hurt."
- Dear. / - Yes?
That's enough sitting.
Stand up and play badminton with me.
Oh, I don't want to play.
I can't play badminton by myself.
- Play with me. / - No!
- Play with me! / - No!
Play with me! Come on!
- Hey, hey! / - Yes?
- Play with me. / - Oh, me?
- You, you. / - Oh, me?
Play with me.
- How many times did I ask you? / - I'm sorry.
Let's play.
Here.
Gosh...
- Here I go. / - Yes.
Here.
Oh, no...
Why'd you hit it so hard?
I'll go get it, sir.
No, I'll get it.
- No, I'll... / - I'll get it.
- Let me... / - I'll do it.
- Hey, hey! / - Yes?
- I said I'll get it. / - Okay.
Ow, my legs...
Ow, my back...
Ow, my legs...
- Sir. / - Yes?
Let's just stop playing.
No. We're playing until I win.
You serve this time.
- Alright then... Sir. / - Yeah?
- I'll be gentle. / - Yeah.
Gently...
My gosh!
Is there no middle ground with you?
I'm sorry.
- You... / - I'm sorry.
Forget it.
I'm not playing anymore.
Yes! We should stop playing badminton.
- Hey. / - Yes?
- Let's play the pile-driving game. / - No...
- Winner gets a ride. / - No...
- Rock, paper, scissors. / - Oh, no!
- I lost. Get on. / - No...
No, sir...
- Ow, my back... / - No...
- Get on. / - No, it's not like that.
- Get on! / - Why are you being like this to me?
(Ms. Shin)
Director Jang! Taehun!
- Ms. Shin. / - Hey.
Ms. Shin...
Have a happy New Year!
Thanks. You too, boys.
I hope things work out and you stay healthy.
You two should rehearse.
- Taehun. / - Yes?
I got your fortune read for the New Year.
- My fortune? / - Yeah.
Tell me what you heard.
Things will work out for you if you stick with me.
Let's always stay close.
Wow... What miserable luck.
- Ms. Shin. / - Yeah?
Can you do an exorcism...
Not an exorcism.
- Can you help me with my acting? / - Sure.
What's the scene this time?
It's a story about a guy
that loves a girl at a flower shop.
- A girl at a flower shop? / - Yes.
♪ The girl at the flower shop is pretty ♪
Why are you dancing?
♪ I can't believe how pretty she is ♪
I'm in character now!
- Let's get started. / - Alright!
Hello.
Oh, it's you again.
Would you like sunflowers again?
- Yes. / - Alright.
Do you know what sunflowers stand for?
It's...
I only have eyes for you.
I want to be your sunflower.
What?
I'm sorry.
What? What is it?
What's wrong?
I should've put more soul into my acting.
But it was a bit lacking.
How about we go somewhere private
and I show you how to add soul?
Wow, how exciting.
Ms. Shin, you've shaken up my soul.
That sounded like you didn't mean it.
You had plenty of soul earlier.
- Let me try it like I did earlier. / - Alright!
I want to be your sunflower.
Hold it.
Is this why you came by every day?
I can't accept your feelings.
What?
That way, you'll come back tomorrow.
How embarrassing...
My face is as red as a rose.
Ms. Shin.
In the script, it says you bury your face
in the flowers in embarrassment.
Why did you kiss me?
My gosh!
I got a bit too into it!
I bury my face in the flowers in embarrassment?
You bury your face in the flowers in embarrassment
and laugh shyly.
My gosh...
How do I bury my face in the flowers
in embarrassment
yet laugh shyly?
Like this?
Yes, yes...
Yes, very good.
Ms. Shin!
- Hey, Taehun. / - Hi, Nami.
- The director wants you. / - Really?
Thank you, Ms. Shin.
Gosh... Taehun... Taehun! Gosh.
Ms. Shin, I'm sorry for being late.
Oh... Nami, you're something else.
Whenever I see you...
I'm prettier whenever you see me?
I want to punch you whenever I see you!
- Look at the time! / - I'm sorry...
- Geez! You're always late. / - So...
All you know is how to put tint on your lips.
Ms. Shin.
Can you help me with my acting?
My gosh...
I'm so sick of this.
Fine. Run your mouth.
You disgust me!
Do that somewhere else.
Nami...
When you get older, your teeth grow apart.
And I had blood sausage soup for lunch.
- I had some perilla seeds in my teeth... / - Ms. Shin.
- Yeah? / - That's a line from the script.
- It's a line from the script? / - Yes.
Oh, a line...
Goodness, hey! My gosh...
You sounded so disrespectful that you scared me.
My gosh!
Fine! It sure must be nice to be young like you!
I hope you get a crab shell stuck in your teeth
when you eat pickled crabs.
- Keep running your mouth! / - Okay.
You disgust me!
Do that somewhere else.
Miss...
Food waste has to be taken out immediately
or it'll start to smell.
Why are you doing this now?
I said not to!
If you won't listen, get out.
Get out!
Miss...
Why are you being so mean to me?
I won't stand for this anymore.
I won't stand for it...
- Hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you see me grab and shake your arm?
My gosh...
Hey! Did I shake you that hard?
Someone might think you're some lady
dancing at a club when her husband is away.
Young people these days are so scary.
So scary!
I'm sorry.
- Hey! / - Yes.
Didn't you see me shake you several times?
- Ms. Shin. / - Ms. Shin.
What are you doing?
What is this?
This is fun.
- Ms. Shin. / - Yeah?
The network wants to do
a remake of your old drama
since it's such a classic.
- Oh, really? / - Yes.
So who's playing my role?
Someone that looks like you.
Oh! Then is it Song Hyekyo? Suzy? Seolhyun?
It's going to be Nami.
- Are you... / - Are you kidding me? What an insult!
Geez...
Nami.
- Are you finished talking? / - I'm sorry...
- It's my turn now. / - What?
I feel insulted too!
You don't look like me! Get over here...
Don't, Ms. Shin!
(Hello)
Boys...
Wipe this place out!
Hello.
I'm a street sweeper.
Honey! Catch me if you can!
Hello.
I'm an escaped prisoner.
That's enough.
That's enough!
Hello.
I'm someone with weak endurance.
♪ I was walking and ended up ♪
♪ At Sinchon Station exit 4 ♪
♪ I opened my eyes and ended up ♪
♪ In front of your house ♪
Hello.
I'm a sleep-walker.
Honey, you don't remember me?
It's me! You don't recognize me?
Hello, I'm not wearing makeup.
Who was it? You?
You? Who was it?
Hello.
I get angry at people when I fart.
♪ Only I can see that person ♪
♪ Only with my eyes ♪
Hello, I'm a shaman.
Hello, I'm a negative person.
They call millstone handle "eoi."
I was turning the millstone and the handle came off.
Hello.
I'm a victim of a bad second-hand deal.
♪ Front legs pop out, back legs pop out ♪
Hello.
I suffer from chronic dislocations.
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is a suit for men.
We've brought in the developer, CEO Yoo Minsang.
Hello. Buy a nice suit.
That's right, people.
What's the most uncomfortable thing about suits?
It's moving around.
But Yoo Minsang's suit
is nice and flexible.
I'm wearing one right now.
I'll show you how flexible it is.
Look at the knees...
- See that, people? / - Hold on...
- See? / - Why are they torn?
And the arm pits...
That's how flexible the suit is.
Don't show them that part.
Nice and refreshing.
And it's not like you just buy a suit.
You should buy a shirt,
a necktie and all sorts of other stuff.
- Right. / - But Yoo Minsang's suit...
Is all-in-one.
- All-in-one. / - It's right here.
Take a look. Everything is stuck together.
It's all-in-one.
All you need to do is buy a suit.
How do you put it on and take it off?
When you take it off... Let me show you.
There's a zipper in the back like this.
- Just like that. / - I see...
That's how you take it off.
I see... Hold on.
- I have a question. / - Yes.
When you have to use the bathroom,
you have to take it all off...
It could be really bad if you don't go in time.
You're right.
Let's bring in our plus-sized model Kim Suyeong
and hear what he has to say. Come on out.
Hello, everyone.
I'm Kim Suyeong, a plus-sized model.
Yoo Minsang's suit can be tailored for
larger people like myself.
That's why I got my own tailored suit.
First, I got the buttons made of chocolate.
The sweetness makes me crave something salty.
That's why the handkerchief is dried squid.
Of course...
And the belt is made of jerky.
Gosh...
Of course.
Hold on...
Is your necktie a fish?
Correct!
No wonder something smelled fishy!
It's mine!
Hey! Cook the fish first!
Let us tell you more about our product.
Yoo Minsang's suit has an amazing fit.
Even if you're not in great shape,
our suit will make your body look great.
- Right. / - Let's bring in our model.
Come on out!
Hold on...
Something seems off.
He can't put his hands in his pockets.
This is..
Hold on...
Try taking that off.
Take it off.
Take it off!
Let's bring in a consumer and hear his review.
Come on out.
Hello, I'm Jeong Haecheol.
I'm 34 years old and I live in Dangsan.
You don't have to dry clean Yoo Minsang's suit.
It's not like you'll wear it again.
What do you mean?
I'll tell you how to store Yoo Minsang's suit.
- Put it in a trash can. / - Hey!
What? You want to buy Yoo Minsang's suit?
Just take this one. I don't want to wear it.
Hey! Hey!
- And another thing... / - That's enough!
You're going to say something silly again
and let it go, "Ba-bam!"
Huh?
The notes came out backwards.
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
The skies seem grey because of my constipation.
Please come out!
So refreshing and nice.
For constipation, Yoo Minsang's suit.
What was that?
Constipation is totally irrelevant!
Don't you all want one, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's street food.
It's a suit!
(Really Though?)
General!
The savages have the castle surrounded!
What do we do?
General, I'm so scared.
What do we do?
Princess! Don't worry.
I, General Song,
will always stay by your side and protect you!
General...
I already have a boyfriend.
Really though? She thinks I like her?
Blowing things out of proportion...
Now is not the time for this!
It's only a matter of time before
the savages infiltrate the castle!
So what are we supposed to do?
I have a good idea.
What is it?
Relocating the capital might be a good idea.
Relocating the capital?
How does Geumseong sound?
The land is rich and fertile.
It's a strategic point surrounded by mountains.
You have to buy this property now, sir.
Really though? Real estate speculation?
What are you talking about?
So anyway... He went to check on the enemies.
Where is General Park?
General! General!
General, save me...
I think I'm going to die.
What happened?
Did the savages get to you?
I drank way too much last night.
Really though? Hung over?
Who did you drink with?
- Myeongwol. / - Nice!
How dare you?
Myeongwol is mine!
Really though?
Princess! Princess!
Father!
- Princess! / - Mother!
Why haven't you two escaped yet?
I didn't feel right about leaving you behind.
Don't worry.
I'll stay behind and protect this castle.
Princess, I have something to tell you before I go.
You're getting a younger sibling.
Really though?
It's the savages!
Let's run away!
Careful! Careful!
- Careful, careful... / - Mother...
Our men have this castle surrounded.
If you don't surrender,
you won't live to talk about it!
That guy's really good at Korean.
Really though?
Nice pronunciation.
- Really? / - Yeah.
Be careful!
You scum!
I'm going to tear you limb from limb
and feed you to the wild animals!
I'll behead you and display your head
for everyone to see!
Back at you.
Really though? Back at you?
You scum!
General!
I'm pretty flexible, aren't I?
Really though?
I can go lower.
General!
Blood...
Blood... Blood...
Blood...
♪ Blood, sweat and tears ♪
♪ Just take ♪
♪ My last breath ♪
- Really though? / - Really though?
(Let's Do This)
- Chief Lee. / - Yes.
How is our 2019 Gag Concert calendar going?
Manager Jeong has it ready.
- Let's go see it! / - Let's go.
- Hello, sir! / - Yeah, hey.
I worked really hard on this 2019 calendar...
You talk too much.
Way too much.
When am I going to see it?
For January, it's a scene of
the sun rising in Dokdo.
Great.
- Let's watch it now. / - Alright, alright.
Hold on. This is a walrus.
A walrus...
Sure, there are walruses at Dokdo...
Those are meerkats. Why are they there?
Meerkats... Hold on.
Is that a mermaid?
Why is there a mermaid?
Mermaid, who are you?
Who are you?
I'm Seo Namyong.
Why would Seo Namyong be there?
And it's the New Year.
You should show a scene
of a beautiful sunrise!
It'll rise soon.
Geez...
What did you just make?
What did you just make now?
Put a bit more effort into it.
Is this what you spent my money on?
Sir, I used all sorts of top stars for April.
- Is it ready? / - Let's see it now.
Alright!
(Gag Concert calendar)
D.O. of "Along With the Gods."
It's D.O.
Cho Dalhwan of "My Lawyer, Mr. Joe."
Cho Dalhwan...
Shin Seongrok of "The Last Empress."
Choi Moosung of "Reply 1988."
Hold on.
That was April?
Try a bit harder.
Alright.
- You can look forward to September. / - Why?
- September is known for festivals. / - Right.
I used all sorts of hot singers for September.
Good! That's what you should do.
- Let's see it now. / - Yeah, alright.
Yo, MC Swings.
Let me ask you all a question
before I bring in the celebs.
Do you all know Usain Bolt?
Do you know why he's the fastest man on Earth?
Because he went to the end.
What does that even mean?
Introducing the first celeb!
Don Spike!
Next is Defconn!
Lastly, it's Chanhyuk and Suhyun
of Akdong Musician!
Chanhyuk is on his leave.
No, no, no.
What is this?
This is nice and all...
But we should go global
and feature some foreign singers.
We have foreign singers too.
Let's see it!
- Alright! / - Alright!
No, no, no...
How did you get three Freddie Mercurys?
That doesn't make sense.
- Sir. / - Yeah?
- Trust me for December. / - Why?
It's an entertainment awards concept.
Oh... Nice one.
Make it epic.
Alright. Let's watch it now.
Alright, alright.
The rookie of the year award goes to...
Yoo Byungjae!
The grand prize goes to...
Lee Yeongja!
This award...
Is all thanks to Manager Song.
- What are you doing? / - Manager Song...
Manager Song...
Is the greatest manager in Korea.
Sheesh...
Why did you bring flowers? I can't eat these.
Oh, there's a skewer.
With rice cakes.
Let's eat this together later.
Hold it!
I thought this would win me the grand prize.
That award is mine!
Junho.
You're not like him at all.
Think about how hard everyone else tried.
I can do Jang Hyuk.
Jang Hyuk?
From "The Slave Hunters."
♪ Like my heart was burnt ♪
Eonnyeon.
Eonnyeon!
Kim Junho showing up ruined everything.
Try to make it good.
December should be cheerful.
That's why I prepared
a different version for December.
- December is winter break. / - Right.
I used cartoon characters that kids would like.
Nice one.
- Let's see it now. / - Yes, yes, yes.
It's Shrek and Fiona.
Alright, good.
That's pretty good so far.
Woody from "Toy Story."
It's Woody from "Toy Story," right?
Okay, still pretty good.
Alright, alright.
Majin Buu from "Dragon Ball?"
It's Majin Buu!
Alright, we can still use all this.
But it's still missing something.
I'd like to see a lot of Korean cartoon characters.
We have Korean cartoon characters.
Let's see them!
It's Michol from "Dooly the Little Dinosaur."
The instant noodle song.
Right, right?
"The Sound of Heart."
Jo Seok and Aebong.
Aebong? What's that?
Looks just like her.
Alright, I'll let that one slide.
What's this? This is an emoji.
Who are you and why did you scream?
Me? I'm Kang Yumi. Comedian class 19.
Why is this my only line?
Give me more!
Raise the curtain!
I'm not doing this calendar!
(Wish)
Convict 5634, let's go.
Is today the day?
Looks like it.
I'm sorry we didn't treat you better.
Since this is your last time...
What would you like as your last meal?
I'm fine.
Just say something.
Then...
Since it's cold out...
I'd like a hot stuffed bun.
- Get him one. / - Okay.
This is red bean filling.
Yeah.
Can I get the veggie kind?
Give it to him.
Not the veggie filling...
Do you have pizza filling?
- Pizza? / - Yes.
Oh, you do.
Then...
You probably don't have spicy chicken and cheese.
Do we have that flavor?
Sweet potato filling, corn filling...
So fun to pick and choose.
Then I'll have...
The veggie filling.
Then why did you ask for the other flavors?
I'm...
Not even 40 yet...
These buns are 50 years old.
These buns have it better off than me.
That's 8 hours...
The buns will explode.
- I'll just heat them for 30 seconds. / - Yeah...
- All done. / - Yeah.
Hot! Hot!
Hot!
This sure takes me back.
Hot...
Gosh, it's really hot.
You...
You should eat some more.
I only eat the filling.
Don't regret it later. Eat some more.
Alright.
Why are you crying?
I bit into the paper.
But it's still tasty.
Thanks to you, sir...
This stuffed bun will be unforgettable.
- Let's get going. / - Sir...
Just one last time...
It's the New Year...
Can I say good-bye to the other prisoners?
Yeah, since it's your last time.
You can say good-bye to them.
Alright.
Convict 3012...
Stop scamming people.
And be good.
Convict 3013...
Stop beating people up.
And be good.
- Convict 3014... / - Let's go, let's go.
- I have a lot of people to say good-bye to! / - Go!
I have to say good-bye to everyone!
(Crazy Convenience Store)
I hope I don't get any crazy customers today.
Let's do a good job!
So cold...
- Honey, should we get bread and milk? / - Sure.
We'll take these and one black herbal tea.
Sure.
What's the herbal tea for?
My mom has a cold, so I'm getting it for her.
- Your mom? / - Yeah.
Then what about me?
Huh? What is it?
Why do you always do things for your mom,
but not me?
You don't even have a cold.
Forget it. I guess we're strangers, Mr. Song Wangho.
How are we strangers?
Alright. If we get married, I'll be good to you forever.
Stop lying! You're not going to marry me.
Why are you crying?
Honey...
- Stop crying. / - Forget it!
Stop crying!
My beautiful bride!
When did you put that in here?
Honey!
You fool.
Don't just use that!
Groom and bride, enter!
Don't throw that. Don't throw that!
Groom and bride, kiss.
They don't say that...
What are you doing? Don't do this here.
Do that outside.
Geez, such strange people...
Hey, come on in!
- Did you all pick something? / - Okay!
Alright, let's ring these up!
- I want this! / - Alright, this one!
- I want this! / - This one taste bad!
Come here!
- Who has a credit card? / - Not me!
- Me neither! / - I have a card.
A red card!
We're out of here! Okay!
- What about these? / - ♪ Oh, let's go, Korea ♪
That's great and all, but what about these?
Man, so many weird customers today.
- Please ring these up for me. / - Sure.
- Let me ring up this kimchi. / - Okay.
- Hold it. / - What?
Is there really kimchi in here?
Of course.
It's wrapped in plastic, so I can't see.
Can I go ask a soap opera actor?
Why would you do that?
I might get kimchi slap if I do that.
- Please ring this up. / - Sure.
- Hold it. / - What?
- It says stir-fried kimchi. / - Yes.
- Do I need abs to eat this kimchi? / - What?
Do I have to work out and get abs to eat this?
- Is there kimchi for big guts? / - Of course not.
- Is this good enough to eat this? / - It's unrelated.
Not abs. The kimchi has been stir-fried.
Oh, I'm a bit sensitive from gaining weight.
Oh, okay...
- Please ring this up. / - Sure.
- Hold it. / - What?
- It says low sodium. / - Yes, that's right.
- Who is sodium? / - What?
- You? / - No.
- Him? / - No.
- Her? / - No.
This kimchi belongs to someone else!
No, it's not like that.
This might get me into an ownership dispute...
- So I'm not buying this. / - You won't? Alright.
Let me ring up these spicy chicken noodles.
Okay.
- Hold it. / - What?
- I think there's a problem. / - What's the problem?
- It says 4 plus 1. / - Yes.
Are you trying to make me frustrated?
Why?
- There's no answer! / - What?
- Where is the answer written? / - No...
- What's 4 plus 1? / - No, it's not like that.
If you buy 4, you get 1 free.
- Oh, buy 4 and get 1 free? / - Yes.
- So how many is that? / - What?
5, of course.
- Oh, 5. / - Yes.
I just learned something new...
- Teacher. / - Teacher?
- Please ring this up. / - Sure.
- Hold it. Teacher. / - Yes?
How do you read this English word?
Oh... Spicy.
- What was that? / - Spicy...
- Spicy? / - Not like that.
- Spicy? / - No...
Are you cussing me out for asking you?
That wasn't swearing.
- And you call yourself my teacher? / - I'm not...
- Don't live like that. / - What?
I'm not buying this.
Alright, sure. Please just go then.
I'll be back on teacher's day.
Do whatever you want.
♪ I'm in a lot of pain ♪
- ♪ I want to forget ♪ / - That's not the teacher song.
What kind of song is that?
Can I charge something?
Yes, that's $1 for an hour.
Excuse me, excuse me! What are you doing?
Geez! You said I could charge it here!
You can't charge a sweeping cart here!
You're so uptight!
Geez! Everyone's crazy!
(Love Brothers)
Our dating cells are alive. I'm Seo Taehun...
And I'm Lee Sejin.
My single cells are alive. I'm Yoo Minsang!
- Cells? More like germs. / - Yeah, they're germs!
My dating cells evolved into marriage cells.
I'm Park Yeongjin.
- So envious. / - Oh, come on.
- So jealous... / - Be honest.
- You regret evolving, right? / - Sheesh!
Be honest. You're not fully evolved, right?
What are you talking about?
- Let's go to our seats. / - What the...
He isn't fully evolved.
People...
If you listen to what we say,
anyone can date.
Men and women are very different.
You have to keep that in mind.
Men and women are different
when they play with their pet dog.
To women, a pet dog...
Is person to person.
My baby! Have you eaten?
Are you hungry? You're hungry?
Alright, let me feed you.
Shake.
Give me your hand. Shake.
- A dog doesn't have a hand. / - That's true.
They treat the dog like a person.
Then what's a pet dog to a guy?
Dog to dog.
He becomes a dog and plays with his pet.
And dogs love that.
Men and women both love pet dogs.
Then, how are men and women different
when they walk their dog?
For women...
They pretty up their dog.
Others need to find their dog cute,
so they brush the dog's fur,
dress the dog in a nice outfit,
put pretty shoes on the dog
and carry the dog out.
She carries the dog out?
- She treats the dog like a baby. / - Oh, not like this?
Then how do guys walk their dogs?
By getting prettied up.
Combing their hair, putting a nice outfit on,
wearing nice shoes. That's what he does for himself.
Why? So the girls out there will look at him.
If you take your dog out for a walk,
women will talk to you.
"Oh, how cute!
How old is he?"
I'm 33 years old.
"What? No, I mean... Can I hold him?"
Sure, go ahead.
"What's wrong with you?"
What's wrong with me?
He becomes like a dog again.
Hold on. That's all ridiculous.
Why are you talking about this stuff?
Minsang, you don't get dressed up?
I mean going on walks. It's so tiring.
You need to go for a walk.
No need to take them on walks.
- They'll die. / - Just standing up...
- Is hard for him. / - Move it!
You don't need any of that stuff.
You can be happy all by yourself.
For a better Korea in 2019...
Couples need to disappear.
- What? / - What?
- What do you mean? / - According to a survey...
No more couples would mean
$124 billion for our economy.
- Where is that survey from? / - Quiet!
I'm trying to make a joke here.
Quiet!
Everyone, listen. This is important.
What would happen if couples disappeared?
First, amusement parks would disappear.
Isn't that where the kids go?
People, if couples disappear, so will the kids.
What would happen if
amusement parks disappeared?
They could build a bunch of studio apartments
for all the single people in those big empty lots.
And they could build apartments
for the elderly that live alone.
That would solve all the shortage of housing issue.
It would be...
♪ Come alone to the world of single people ♪
♪ This is single world ♪
No need for two mascots.
Just one mascot standing alone.
- Where? / - Isn't that great?
And going on drives as a couple?
That's so pointless!
If you got rid of those drives,
fine dust would disappear,
it would solve the gas shortage,
the parking space shortage
and clear up the traffic. Isn't that great?
Even for myself.
Other than commuting to work, I don't use my car.
I even moved near KBS studio recently,
so I never use my car now.
It's been 4 years, but my car is still new.
♪ I don't ride my car ♪
♪ Sometimes I pick up my parents ♪
For real!
Aren't I a good son?
And what else is there?
You're all watching TV now.
All the match-making shows would disappear.
Then what would they show instead?
It would be a show that I host.
"I'll Live Alone Until I Die."
It'll go on until I die.
163 would be the last episode where I die.
And that's it.
And dating shows? Forget all that.
Instead, show single shows.
Show how single people live great lives.
It ended, but this was a popular dating show.
Instead of "Jjak," we'll make "Alone."
The guy and girl don't like each other. The end.
Isn't that great?
And we'll put out a hit show.
"Korea's Single!"
Let's bring up the first participant.
"Hello, I'm Yeongsik's mom from Jungnang."
You're out!
Married people are disqualified.
Let's bring in the next participant!
♪ Will you marry me? ♪
You're out! Love songs are eliminated.
See you next time!
Isn't that great?
Just make a TV station for singles.
Singles Broadcasting System. SB... Oh, oops.
- No, never mind. / - What was that?
Nothing.
♪ KBS ♪
♪ The network for singles ♪ I love you.
- Alright! / - You're being ridiculous.
Go sit down! Stop being ridiculous.
- Geez... / - Go sit down!
Happiness... Comes after you get married.
Hello! I've been married for 2 years. I love my wife!
I'm Park Yeongjin.
If my wife isn't at home, I feel so nervous.
In case she comes home early.
- What? / - Hold on...
I'm so nervous.
That's how happy I am.
Before I got married,
I liked doctors.
But now, I live a happy life
with my pretty wife that's like a doctor.
My wife says to me...
"What? You want to buy a gaming console?
Can't you see that's not a good idea?"
She's like an optometrist.
And she also says to me...
"Dear, you'd better speak up.
You don't think I know what you're up to?
I know what's inside of you."
She's like an internal medicine doctor.
And on other days...
"Dear, I know you drank."
No, I didn't.
"What? You didn't? Then say ah.
Say ah!"
She's like a dentist.
She really is like a dentist.
When she's sleeping...
You can really hear the suction.
Suction...
But you know what's amazing?
I can't leave that hospital even when I'm all cured.
But I'm still very happy!
I should get home now.
Why?
If I get home late my wife will say,
"Where have you been? Do you want to die?"
She'll become an undertaker.
Did you all see that? We're actually all....
Very happy!
(Sloppy Kung Fu)
Amongst the most fearsome martial artists,
there is a true master.
It's Sloppy Kung Fu!
Chapter 1.
Master!
Wow... Master!
Are you practicing calligraphy to train your mind?
I'm cleaning because you never do!
- You do the cleaning! / - I'm sorry.
The next chapter, sparring!
You two are going to spar now.
- Hyeonho. / - Yes.
You came here first, so you use the short staff.
You use the long staff. Now start sparring.
- Yes. / - Yes.
Here I go!
Master! This isn't fair!
You still haven't learned?
A true master doesn't blame
the length of his weapon.
If you don't believe me,
come at me with the long staff.
- Is that okay? / - Bring it on!
Here I go!
Whoa! Hey!
It's short.
- What? / - It's so short.
It's much shorter.
The next chapter.
Revenge!
Uncle, it was them.
You're the ones that bullied my nephew?
Your nephew is a weakling.
I guess things will have to get physical.
Alright, let's settle this with our fists like men.
Alright!
Suyeong, grab him!
Hey, that's cheating!
- What happened? / - Grab him, Hyeonho!
Our revenge was a success!
The next chapter.
Backup!
Bring the wine!
Why are you causing a scene here?
You need to be taught a lesson.
Who are you guys?
Hey, bodyguard.
(Boxer Lee Heuksan)
It's time for you to shine, Suyeong.
M-Me?
Don't worry.
That's boxing, a western martial art.
Master, he looks too strong.
Then it can't be helped.
Throw dirt in his eyes...
- And kick him in the crotch. / - Alright, I got it.
Huh?
What?
How did he know our plan?
I'm good at Korean, dummy.
What? What?
(Refreshing Statements)
Guys...
Congratulations on getting
the best idea award!
I didn't think I'd win an award.
But it feels great to win this.
- Good work, guys. / - I’m so happy.
- Thanks, guys. / - Congratulations.
Congratulations.
- Get home safe. / - Bye.
- Wow... / - Hyeonjeong.
Yes.
It sure feels great to win an award.
I'd say.
This is all thanks to you.
Good work.
Oh, stop it, Wonhyo.
Just like I said in my speech,
this award is all thanks to you.
Oh, please. It's all thanks to you.
Anyway, it's getting late so you should get going.
Let's come up with some great ideas tomorrow.
- Got it. / - Alright.
- Bye. / - Good-bye.
- Go ahead, Wonhyo. / - Yeah, you too.
Hold on, Wonhyo.
Are you trying to take this with you?
Sure. I can't leave it here.
Also, I want to show my wife at home.
I have to send this to my mom.
I always send my awards I win
to my mom in Busan.
It's not like your mom came up with the idea.
This is the best idea award.
It's for the person that came up with the idea.
- Oh, the person that came up with the idea? / - Yes.
Then I should take it.
I come up with more ideas than you.
You silly girl, after winning a few awards...
You're out of your mind.
What did you do?
All you did was pop your pimples.
I'm the one that came up with this skit.
I asked you to be in this skit with me
and you even said it in your speech.
"Wonhyo suddenly came to me and said...
Hyeonjeong, do you want to argue with me?
And that's how this idea...
This skit came to be."
You said that with your own mouth.
I'm the one that threw you the lifeline.
You're born in the Year of the Rabbit, right?
You want to take this award and hop away.
Gosh, I can't believe you just said all that.
If you weren't a senior comedian, I'd...
Hey, if you weren't a colleague, I'd...
Just forget about our positions and speak your mind.
Let's do that then, Mr. Kim Wonhyo.
- What? / - Sheesh... What?
You threw me a lifeline?
I should tie you up
and throw you off the roof of KBS studio.
It's true that you came up with this skit first.
But honestly, I came up with more ideas.
This skit would've been canned in a month,
but I put in so much work
and managed to save it.
Don't you remember how everyone laughed
at the ideas I came up with last episode?
Of course, you come up with ideas too,
but they're so outdated and unfunny.
Do you know much trouble I have to go through
with the writer to get rid of your boring jokes?
Am I a water filter?
Or can't you come up with some good ideas?
All you do is give me sludge water.
I'm about to go insane.
The one that deserves the award should take it.
You don't deserve to take it, Wonhyo.
What? I can't believe my ears...
I feel hot...
I don't deserve it? I don't deserve it?
You silly girl, did you bathe inside
a washing machine today?
Your head is all loopy.
Why don't I deserve it?
I put all my focus into this skit.
When other comedians want to work with me,
I tell them next time.
Stop lying!
Nobody wants to work with you on a skit.
They all feel sorry for me.
I wanted to focus on this skit.
Kim Junho and Kim Daehui wanted to work with me,
but I turned them both down.
You said you didn't want to work with old comedians.
I fight with my wife for real
to practice for this skit.
I practiced fighting with my boyfriend
and we ended up breaking up!
What are you talking about? This is mine.
It's mine! Alright.
If I take this award today,
I'm treating everyone here to coffee!
Wait...
If I take this award today...
I'll buy everyone here an entire pizza.
Sheesh... Pizza?
Pizza.
Kim Wonhyo! Kim Wonhyo! Kim Wonhyo!
Thank you for the pizza, Wonhyo.
Kim Wonhyo! Kim Wonhyo! Kim Wonhyo!
Does anyone want this?
Anyone?
You can just have it.
(Bongsunga School)
Hello! I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School.
I'm Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
Put your hands up in the air!
DJ Mix time!
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, Mix Sejin.
Teacher, I ate so many delicious things today.
What did you have?
- I had a kebab... / - Yeah.
- Meatballs... / - Yeah.
- And pork spine stew. / - That sounds great.
So I mixed those three things!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Meatballs, kebab, pork spine stew...
Kebab, meatballs, pork spine stew!
How troubling.
What happened?
How troubling! How do I eat with these?
This still looks good. How troubling...
How do I eat this? Dang it!
Everyone! How troubling!
Who wants to talk next!
Hello, teacher!
Hello, I'm Mr. Toto!
Yes, Mr. Toto. What brings you here?
- Who came up with this? / - What?
Who came up with age?
What's wrong with age?
I've aged another year.
I'm already 38 now.
I'll try to live like I'm young.
I asked the other comedians
how to become an insider.
Don't make things awkward with TMI
and be cute instead.
I have no idea what any of that means!
I'm 38 years old...
36 in Western age.
36 in Western age? 10,000?
I'm over 10,000 years old!
Over 10,000 years old...
I made a corny dad joke!
That's not good.
I, Kim Toto, am still spry!
I went clubbing with the younger comedians
and learned an insider dance.
What's that?
I danced all night.
All my joints are sore!
I can't help my age.
Who came up with age?
Go sit down.
- I'll be back again next time. / - Alright, Mr. Toto.
Next is the cool CD!
♪ If only... Could ♪
♪ See... Once ♪
♪ Even if... Everything ♪
It's fine.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
What are you doing?
This is totally swag.
I'm going to start boxing.
I'll totally have swag when I box.
How are you going to box?
First, I'll teach people the box-swag poses.
Swag, swag.
I'm not making these sounds with my mouth.
And I'll even enter a box-swag tournament.
First, I'll jump rope like swag-swag.
Swag-dow boxing like swag-swag!
And while G-Dragon is in the army, I'll make it a trend.
I'll totally make it a trend.
Make what a trend?
First, these boxing shorts...
Will become my cape.
A cape...
And these gloves will be my mallet.
Lastly, this mouthpiece
will become my moth.
Don't I look like Sandy?
This will totally become a trend.
Are you all ready?
Let's start the performance!
1, 2, 3, 4!
5, 2, 3, 4!
Moths!
Go sit down.
Alright, I'll go sit down now.
I'll totally miss you all.
Alright, who wants to talk next?
♪ Out of the way ♪
♪ The star of Bongsunga School is here ♪
It's the guy that never tries hard.
Hello, I'm a comedian.
What's with the sheet mask?
You're not even wearing stage makeup.
So what if I don't wear makeup?
Am I going to end up shooting a drama
with Song Hyekyo because I'm in full makeup?
- Nope! / - Nope!
So no need to try so hard.
Alright, just sit down.
I'll just sit wherever.
- Where are you sitting? / - Oh, right!
I bought beverages for you and all the students.
Have a beverage.
- Beverages... / - Have a beverage.
- Here. / - Thank you.
No bottle opener!
Just open it however you can.
I have chopsticks. That's all I need.
Just use these to open the bottles.
Take it out off the wrapper... Not both sticks.
- Wow, with one? / - With one.
Just pop it open...
With one stick...
- With one stick. / - Wow!
If you don't have chopsticks, use your hat.
- With a hat? / - A hat?
Just bend the hat.
- Bend it a bit. / - Is that possible?
As long as it works...
You don't have to try so hard.
Once you get it in there...
Wow!
What was that?
If you don't have a hat, use a chair.
- The chair you were sitting on. / - A chair?
You just do this...
Just like this...
It's in there.
Then I go...
- Wow. / - You don't need a bottle opener.
Is it a law that you have to use
a bottle opener to open bottles?
- Nope! / - Nope!
Is using a bottle opener
going to increase the carbonation?
- Nope! / - Nope!
Will the drink be sweeter?
- Nope! / - Nope!
That's why you all don't have to try so hard!
Hold on. That's how Mr. Toto talks.
I mixed my character with Mr. Toto!
Me, Toto! Me, Toto!
Done. My turn is over.
You really don't try hard.
That's why you all shouldn't try so hard!
Just like my mom that makes a big pot of curry
and serves that to me all week long.
No need to try so hard!
Alright, you can go now.
♪ Out of the way ♪
♪ The star of Bongsunga School is here ♪
I can't wait to see this guy again.
Come on out!
He's so short.
Alright!
Please say hello.
Hello! I make people echo!
I'm Freddie Echo!
It's the New Year!
Teacher, you're 48 this year!
I'm 46.
Alright!
You seem to look more and more like
Freddie Mercury.
Everybody!
♪ I played this character for a few episodes ♪
♪ And people say I look more like Freddie Mercury ♪
♪ A sleeveless shirt with light blue jeans ♪
♪ They say even my face looks the same ♪
Alright!
♪ I look just like Na Hoona ♪
- ♪ Na Hoona ♪ / - ♪ Na Hoona ♪
- ♪ Not Freddie, Na Hoona ♪ / - ♪ Na Hoona ♪
♪ Kid ♪
♪ Hold my hand ♪
Alright!
That's why I prepared a song
that'll surprise everyone!
♪ Mama ♪
♪ Life has just begun ♪
♪ If I could take it all back ♪
♪ The memories of when I was crazy in love ♪
Hold it, hold it.
Aren't you Mix Sejin?
- Alright! / - Alright!
You can go now.
Alright...
Next is the proud Korean! Kim Seongwon!
Hello.
I love Hangeul and I'll never speak English.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
You're going to end up speaking English again.
- I won't, teacher. / - Okay.
Today, I'll talk about
the toys that kids like.
Toys.
There are dolls.
- They like dolls. / - Right.
- And toy cars. / - Yeah, they like those.
And a lot of kids play with this.
These pimple toys.
Why are they pimple toys?
Pimples... Ow, ow!
See? It hurts.
Don't be ridiculous!
You know this.
- Pimple toys. / - You played with these as kids.
- Pimple toys. / - Just say it.
- I don't know. / - You know this.
- No! / - Don't use English, Seongwon!
- No English! / - No!
- Don't! / - Don't say it!
No!
Block!
B-L-O-C-K! Block!
Baby toy block.
Original 100 pieces educational
constructive engineering block.
Block stew.
Granny is block.
Padded block.
- Ma Dongseok's body. / - What about Ma Dongseok?
Burly-block.
- How a chicken sounds. / - A chicken?
Block, block...
Time to sing!
♪ Why block? Why block? Why block? ♪
♪ I'm in pain, why block? ♪
What are you talking about?
Class is over!
Until the entire world loves Gag Concert
and Hangeul...
- Bye-bye! / - Bye-bye!